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31 March.

A melt crystal. If I were a unicorn I would drink melted crystals exclusively. Im not a unicorn though so I only drink them every now and then. Mostly when I hear about the news of a fallen comrade. Pour one out.

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30 March.

I am gutted that I misspelt this. I really dig at the drive in and like their words at a value of at least 80%. The good thing about this one is that i spent a lot of time doing all of the perspective lines because of the aforementioned respect and then kind of dumped in their face by misspelling it. Never mind though, they have reformed now so its all good.

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29 March.

Wide-screen face. Looks a bit upset doesn’t he. It is because the lines on his face tell a sad story. The story of the darkness of mankind. Sad face.

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28 March.

A shadow butter. What does the shadow butter bring? Shadow wine and two etherial glasses. What is in shadow wine? Grapes and treacle, my friend… grapes and treacle. Just noticed that auto correct has changed butler to butter. Not going to change it either way, butler butter.

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27 March.

A collection of numbers and some full page shading. Do the numbers hold great importance? They are the pin to the queens main account - I.e. income tax. OH WAIT IT IS A TOPICAL HUMOUR.

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26 March.

An angle bird. A fine quiff atop its brow and a complete disregard for anatomy at even a basic level. Quite a good little sized meat ball to consume if the angle feathers don’t get in the way.

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25 March.

A man made from spiral ended muscles. Has a fine beard but no pupils in his eyes, the two are possibly linked. Looks like he has a heat or aura of some sort coming out of his back. Possibly a magnetic field.

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24 March.

Luft ballon. 99 of the blighters. Don’t often see a balloon this high up. Probably because of all the hawks up there. Upper atmosphere hawks are a menace to space flight and are the main reason why other winged beasts haven’t been sent up in to space yet. Makes you wonder doesn’t it… are birds even needed in space?

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23 March.

A hipster. A frickin’ hipster. Why? Who? When? Why? And who? Wonder how high up his hair goes… probably to the moon or jupiter or something like that. Uranus. Hah.

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22 March.

Most creatures have one - the anus. It is fairly true. That’s an interesting turn of phrase though isn’t it, because truth is absolute… so how can absolution be only partly absolute? Who knows, either way - most creatures have the anus.

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21 March.

I think it is a kind of fred durst. I think he is ill though… possible intoxication from ingesting too many golden cobras, but to be honest sometimes you just have to scoff them down.

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20 March.

Foot. Its good because it is a foot print and the letter ‘f’ at the same time. Well, kind of. It lacks one of the outer facing arms. Stability issues.

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19 March.

BEAM! This was possibly done after driving up to Scotland and needing to use maximum beam in order to see things correctly. Beam is a complicated process using mirrors and lamps.